...See, to a sane person, that would be terrifying.

[But she isn't, and it isn't, and by the time she's reached the bedroom she's already gotten rid of her shirt so he can admire that impressive exit-wound scar. It's a miracle it didn't sever her spine, much less any organs, to be honest.]

But I'm more worried you've gone and found the more embarrassing shampoos I've got stashed.